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i HATE plants! [May. 13th, 2005|07:46 pm]
[mood |FURIOUS]
[music |HARDCORE ROCK / plant killing music]

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ok that is enough for now...haha..

well actually i hate plants so much that i have torn every single plant that i've seen today...i coudln't keep any of them in MY sight! i even ripped out all of the ones in MY own garden...
there will probably a million of phonecalls coming in in a few minutes, from neighbors filing complaints about their missing plants. whatever..i like to abuse whatever i like..including the REAL plant one!

how dare the homeless black man and big headed boy roam aobut in fantasy,,while the starving buffalo and little chinese boy walk down parks sighting obscene signs...(to get a real taste of the signs, go to buffalo bob's page..they are sexy)

whatever, my stomache is the size if a soccer ball now, that i have eaten all of the plants i have torn out in my neighborhood...i better go tear out what remains in canada..

anything can happen in this world..
the next thing u know it...u'll be living in a plant-free country! lets call it, plantless Canada.
or if things get worse...it may become a deadly desert...no flowers, no trees, no grass, no insects, no buffalos, no children...no LIFE.
how awsome would that be?
CAN'T WAIT!

i think my next target will be Africa...if there are any plants left there...i may have already torn those out during my sleep.
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WAX ME! [May. 10th, 2005|09:14 am]
[mood |WILD]
[music |church music]

Big Head is so kind, that he introduced me to this wonder journal. There is one problem, I can't seem to find any hot young children on this site. DAMN!
Maybe a homeless black man or a starving buffalo will give me help in that area. Well get read for the wild entries that are about to come!
I WANT SOME "F"!

Reminder: all tennis players please report to the tool shed for additional information regarding to tomorrow's big competition at Amitty Ville. GET READY FOR WIMBELDON!

Reminder #2: an advanced appointment is booked for HBM at L.A.'s ultimate bleaching studio. please attend.

Reminder #3: Champagne's date of surgery is postponed, due to Big Head's complaint about an urgent arm + head surgery. (I don't have pity for those with gynormous heads and gorilla arms)

Reminder #4: all janitors of salt lake city have been shifted to africa for their new shifts next week.

Reminder #5: Basil is currently at BC's asylum, due to violent attempts in rape.

CHEERS!
hope you have fun with it!
"Are the seals splashing water so they can get us WET!"
"It looks like he has alzhimers!"
"I hAVEN't got a mama to pay for it!"
"When I don't wear my glasses, I can't tell the difference between my mother and Saddam Hussain"
"THATS WILD!"

LET ME WAX YOU!
i'm waiting...
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